you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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