I need help removing her.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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