he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I need moral support for this bender
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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