Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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