We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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