Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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