So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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