Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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