I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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