Welp...herpes.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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