I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
