its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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