Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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