This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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