Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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