did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
