david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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