ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I deserve this hangover.
Randomize
