So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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