You work out of a Hotel?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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