I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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