38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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