Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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