every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
