New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think people are normalizing furries
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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