I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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