idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
