Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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