16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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