i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
