I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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