I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Couch. On fire.
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