Only a mothe r could love this liver
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
