he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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