We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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