You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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