hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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