You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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