STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
