Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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