this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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