is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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