plz talk dirty to me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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