his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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