Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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