I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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