Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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