She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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