It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
