whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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