You work out of a Hotel?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Sext me about skeletons
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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