Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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