Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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