after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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