is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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