can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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